Not All Girls Are Noobs
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the simple life
Seems like this will be Josie and myself in the future.
oh my word...
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There is a lot of… Let’s say, “Species Rivalry,” in the Mass Effect games. Let’s take a look at what some of the other species are saying about Turians.
“Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and turians. Still recommend caution. Warn of chafing.”
“Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Commander?”
“Depends on the species… Turian.”
“I don’t hate Garrus. I hate turians. Garrus is just one turian, and he’s your clan. No point in ripping his face off unless he turns on me.”
“That cuttlebone!?”
“Some day we’ll get off this rock and show those turians who’s boss!”
“Damn right. Tear their scales off and let the the pyjaks feast on them while they’re still alive.”
Even Garrus has something to say…
“When a good turian hears a bad order, he follows it. He might complain, but he knows his place.”
“He’s a turian… which makes him slightly worse to look at than you.”
So… I guess Turians aren’t going to be winning the Miss Congeniality award this year. Garrus should be happy he isn’t a very good one :)
Vote for your favorite Turian (Other than Garrus) here!
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One of the greatest characters of all time.
“About to test new bio-weapon. Not on us, of course. Didn’t think I had to specify, but Joker got nervous.”
The big twist is revealed! hahaha
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Artist Benjamin Sawyer put together a rad ME 3 poster design for the “BioWare Mass Effect 3 Fan Art Contest” to be held at San Diego Comi-Con.
Related Rampage: Marcus in the Rain
Mass Effect 3 Teaser Poster by Benjamin Sawyer (deviantART) (Twitter)
This is awesome! I love how Shepard and Garrus are back to back and the style is really cool. Great detail on the Normandy :)
Just wondering, though, why does Jacob get such a large feature? I could understand Miranda… but Jacob?
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I absolutely love this image! Tali with the hat, Grunt and Jack fight over nachos… and Miranda’s butt! Hahaha Fantastic. Super Cute.
Can’t talk. Working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it’s very intelligent. And toying with me. Hmm. Tests…
—Mordin Solus: Mass Effect 2
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Happy Mordin Saturday Everyone! This is my absolute favorite Mordin Solus moment. Enjoy!
Mordin Quote of the Day: “Trying to determine how scale itch got onto Normandy, sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications… unpleasant.”
Confirmed squadmates: GARRUS! Kaidan/Ashley, Liara, and James Sanders.
Mordin, Wrex, Anderson, and Legion will at least appear in the game.
More classic RPG elements.
And! “The game will have numerous endings, some good, some bad, and who you have in your squad and which allies you recruit can have a drastic effect on which are available.”
SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!
The Sheploo Smile x8
TERRIFYING.
(lol Jacob)
LOL but the prizeeeeeee
miranda derp
Thane and Samara look good! But yeah… Miranda and Jacob looks seriously disturbed.
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So. Freaking Cute.
I absolutely love BlueLagoon4’s art.
