Alright, time for some fanart and quotes! :)
Garrus Quotes of the Day:
“That’s pretty… extreme, Commander.”
“There’s no pep talk like a military pep talk.”
“And here I thought I’d had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year…”
And I can’t believe I haven’t put this on here yet! “Scoped and Dropped!”
Happy Garrus Friday!
Even though this is Dragon Age character week, it is also Turian week, so that means Garrus gets some spotlight :)
By ToranekoStudios hehehe <3
Garrus Quotes of the Day:
“It’s your call, Shepard. If you need me, I’m not going to let a cough keep me back”
“Hey, I brought wine… Best I could afford on a vigilante’s salary.”
“I’m sorry, Shepard. Words aren’t going to solve this problem.”
“I didn’t shoot him…”
Happy Garrus Friday and Turian Week!
Also, if you haven’t already…
Vote for your favorite turian (besides Garrus) here!
It seems that not all Turians can be as smooth and suave as Garrus Vakarian ;) In both Mass Effect and ME2, Shepard encounters a turian pining after a member of another species, who don’t quite feel the same way. I thought I would dedicate a post to them just because their suffering provided me with a lot of laughs and entertainment. Really, it’s the least I could do :)
Poor, poor Septimus. Once a great turian general, he is now wallowing at Chora’s Den, watching asari dancers and spreading lies because he can’t be with the woman he truly loves. Shepard hears a lot about the consort, Sha’ira, many are taken with her, but none so much as Septimus it seems. While this quest isn’t action packed, Septimus can some of my favorite lines in the game, depending on who is in your squad at the time.
If Wrex is present, Septimus will paraphrase a quote from Winston Churchill: “I may be drunk, krogan, but you’re ugly. And tomorrow I’ll be sober.”
And if we are keeping a score between Ashley and Kaidan for who to choose at Virmire, this is definitely Ashley’s point:
Kaidan: “It’s hard to imagine a general getting so upset over a woman.”
Ashley: “That’s ‘cause you don’t understand women, Kaidan.”
I can imagine there are a couple of fanfics out there about Septimus and Sha’ira.
Turian at Eternity
Now, Shepard never actually talks to this turian… we don’t even know his name, but she sure gets an earful of his futile attempts to get with a recently dumped quarian. I found a video with most of the dialogue. Check it out for some laughs….
Beaten by a nerve-stimulation program… ouch.
Hopefully this trend will continue in ME3 :)
If you haven’t yet, vote for your favorite turian (besides Garrus) here!
There is a lot of… Let’s say, “Species Rivalry,” in the Mass Effect games. Let’s take a look at what some of the other species are saying about Turians.
“Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and turians. Still recommend caution. Warn of chafing.”
“Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Commander?”
“Depends on the species… Turian.”
“I don’t hate Garrus. I hate turians. Garrus is just one turian, and he’s your clan. No point in ripping his face off unless he turns on me.”
“Some day we’ll get off this rock and show those turians who’s boss!”
“Damn right. Tear their scales off and let the the pyjaks feast on them while they’re still alive.”
Even Garrus has something to say…
“When a good turian hears a bad order, he follows it. He might complain, but he knows his place.”
“He’s a turian… which makes him slightly worse to look at than you.”
So… I guess Turians aren’t going to be winning the Miss Congeniality award this year. Garrus should be happy he isn’t a very good one :)
Vote for your favorite Turian (Other than Garrus) here!