Not All Girls Are Noobs

There is a lot of… Let’s say, “Species Rivalry,” in the Mass Effect games. Let’s take a look at what some of the other species are saying about Turians.

“Sexual activity normal stress relief for humans and turians. Still recommend caution. Warn of chafing.”

“Do you take pleasure in committing genocide, Commander?”

“Depends on the species… Turian.”

“I don’t hate Garrus. I hate turians. Garrus is just one turian, and he’s your clan. No point in ripping his face off unless he turns on me.”

“That cuttlebone!?”

“Some day we’ll get off this rock and show those turians who’s boss!”

“Damn right. Tear their scales off and let the the pyjaks feast on them while they’re still alive.”

Even Garrus has something to say…

“When a good turian hears a bad order, he follows it. He might complain, but he knows his place.”

“He’s a turian… which makes him slightly worse to look at than you.”

So… I guess Turians aren’t going to be winning the Miss Congeniality award this year. Garrus should be happy he isn’t a very good one :)

Vote for your favorite Turian (Other than Garrus) here!